There is no better feeling than knowing it’s Friday. The
drudgery of the work week is nearly gone and the fun is steadily approaching. But
before you start your dash for the door, don’t forget what this week had to
offer.
There were heart warming tales to tug at the heart strings.
The NBA Draft and NHL awards came and went. USA Soccer happened and someone
made up a story about an unborn baby being pregnant. How creepy is that?
Here are five of the best stories from this past week:
5. U-S-A! U-S-A!
Everyone hates being told they can’t do something and the
US Men’s Soccer team is clearly no different. This week they did the impossible
and advanced out of the “group of death,” and into the round of 16 at The FIFA World
Cup.
Everyone and their mother’s cousin, sister and brother
said there was no way they could pull this off. Fortunately, the only people who
thought otherwise were all the players and coaches. So, don’t put away your
ridiculous red, white and blue outfits just yet!
4. Teen Unborn Baby Mom
MTV was so kind to give the world “Teen Mom.” Well,
somewhere in Oregon the teen moms have been trumped. At least that’s what the
internet was saying.
A story was circulating around social media that a baby was
pregnant while still in her mother’s womb. It was said that when she was born,
she’d already be six months pregnant. Sounds almost too crazy to be true. That’s
because it IS too crazy to be true.
The story came from a satirical and entertainment site
called, Empire News. Big surprise. The site itself tells you that everything they
say is made up and exaggerated. Good one...
3. Inflatable Boob Bouncy Castle!
Imagine a world where there’s boobs big enough to jump on
and bounce off of. Evidently this dream has become a reality. The Museum of Sex
in Manhattan has erected a bouncy castle full of boobies. No, seriously.
“Jump for Joy” is the main attraction in the museum's new
exhibit. It’s called Funland: Pleasures & Perils of the Erotic Playground.
You can bounce on boobs, search for the G-spot in a mirror maze and climb a rock
wall made of man meat.
This is either the best or worst first date idea ever.
2. This Ceremonial Draft Pick Will Melt Your Heart
Isaiah Austin would have been the first player drafted into
the NBA with one eye. He revealed during the season that he was playing with a prosthetic
right eye after many surgeries to repair a detached retina.
He was expected to be drafted somewhere in the first
round until his career was forced to an abrupt halt. Just over a week ago, he was diagnosed
with Marfan syndrome, a
rare genetic disorder that affects the heart. He was so close to his
dream and had overcome so much to get there. Now, he would never experience
hearing his name called and get to walk across the draft stage. Or would he?
In a classy move by the NBA and commissioner Adam Silver,
Austin got to live part of his dream. Between the 15th and 16th
picks Commissioner Silver announced that the NBA had selected Austin as the
next pick in the NBA draft. See the heartwarming video below.
1. Best Groom and Groomsmen Ever.
These guys happened.
Enjoy the Weekend!
-- Brian
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